Creature Feature

19. KILLED OFF

Meet Glork and Bilitet (seguey from above scene)
sequey from cracked branch on earth = alien ship coming into
orbit
HITCHHIKER’S DESTINY: ALIENS: THE FOSSIL RECORD
Two Teen-age Aliens, literally from another planet, are
cruising in their space-ship, buzzing earth, over a wooded area,
cloaked so as to be invisible to radar and the naked eye.
Ship interior.
Alien has shoes off and is laid back in very expensive
looking very comfortable captain’s type chair, in front of homeentertainment
looking dash. His feet are up on what could be
considered the coffee table, near the ‘steering column’.
Speaking Alien Language, subtitled:
BILITET
Single Life form on a desolate roadway outside of populated
area.
GLORK
Looks like a hitch-hiker.
BILITET
Feel like picking them up?
GLORK
Amuse me.
BILITET (To Hitchhiker, over p.a.)
Human!
Hitchhiker shields his face against blinding light.
HITCHHIKER
What the fuck?
BILITET
Human!
Hitchhiker
What?
BILITET
Your world is in great danger. You have been selected as an
ambassador to the stars.
Hitchhiker (yelling over the noise of the ship)
No I haven’t!
BILITET
You represent your species well! I welcome you aboard!