Creature Feature

Sydney Goes to Check it Out

Everything You Know About the Stars - Can’t Believe
it’s Over, or Ever Went
NATHAN: Tell me everything you know about the stars. You are
going to burn your ass off in the fire and I’m going to laugh.
You’ve got no balls. You’re so afraid of getting hurt.
What?
No, I’ve noticed this. You’re like, ultra-vigilante that
people are going to get in trouble and stuff.
Fear is the beginning of wisdom
Then what is courage the beginning of?
I can’t fucking believe high school is over.
I can’t fucking believe we ever went.
At least we all graduated.
That’s over with. Now we’re eligible for refrigerator
repair jobs.
We were so drunk I was grinding on his knee in the
staircase, of his parents house, and there were people, going up
and down, cause the whole house was full. And... And... Well,
people need to move around at a party and when there’s enough
people they’ll go places in the house they’re not supposed to
cause it’s like there’s a big enough crowd to cover for you. So,
this real big football player-shaped, greaser guy, went into her
mom’s bedroom and was just going through the dressers, and found
like these real weird pornos, like, not like totally sick stuff,
just like, really specific stuff, like, the egyptian prince
meets the sun goddess fuckfest five or whatever, and so they
play this stuff, they just start watching all these hardcore
pornos, and people were already drunk and hot and everything,
and I swear, Don got there like one minute, like one minute
before I got gangraped by like eight guys. ... I was
like.. This, close.
The hero goes into the woods and brings something back. He
brings something back. But you don’t go back. That’s what you
bring back! You don’t go back!
He heads out into woods (You don’t go back!) SIDNEY GOES
INTO WOODS TO CHECK THEM OUT / MARK TERRITORY
(THERE’S A FIRE IN THE WOODS FROM THE ALIEN SHIP, WHICH THE
MILITARY ALSO REGISTERS ON THEIR INSTRUMENTS AS RADIATING
SOMETHING... SIDNEY THINKS IT’S A BONFIRE PARTY AND GOES TO
INVESTIGATE).
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